I'm happy my phone line problem is fixed. We've been having off and on for years - but the past three weeks or so it has been very bad.

Yippy to god and the telephone repair guy. To be honest, god had years to fix it and didn't do anything, so mostly thanks to the telephone guy!

Well, that's good news! Um........are there cell phone towers out your way yet?

I'll have you know that I do have a cell phone Miss Eyeball.

I used my cell phone to phone my home phone company (both the same) to tell them of my home phone problem - the automated system hung up on me...twice.

I think I may have peaked at this, my current level, of technology - like those old guys that are still happy with their Eight-Tracks, I may never look into 'progressing' to an I-pod and can't be bothered to find out how to work a wiffy.

Well, well, well........a tekkie geek is among us.

Do you have text messages in Canada?

Why yes we do - we have the Globe & Mail and the National Post.